To all my friends at the Okinawa International Movie Festival,

One of the great joys of my life was the opportunity to travel to Okinawa to be a judge at the first annual Okinawa International Movie Festival. Okinawa is a beautiful city and I made many wonderful friends during my short time there.
There was fantastic selection of films and filmmakers from all over the world and I felt privileged to be there and see so many of those incredible movies and have the opportunity to talk with the people who made them. I would encourage everybody who has never been to the Okinawa International Movie Festival to make the trip and enjoy the fun. I want to extend my best wishes to everyone involved with the festival and I look forward to another great event this summer. I have been checking my mailbox everyday because I’m sure that soon I will receive my invitation for another all expenses paid trip to Okinawa including my own private chef and beautiful women constantly taking care of my every need.

All the Best,

P.S. I certainly hope there are no hard feelings about the condition of my hotel room upon my depature. I promise never to allow sumo wrestlers to fight in my room again.